My Funny Valentine

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John's butt would like to wish Freddy a very happy Valentine's day.

For many years when I lived/worked in Delaware, Valentine's Day meant my co-workers would pass around a copy a card I received from a "stalker". The card had very little blank space, as the guy who gave it to me wrote bizarre thoughts and declarations of love all over it. I barely knew or talked to him. This dude was seriously whacked. At the time, it was pretty scary. You never know what people are capable of when they have a one-way infatuation!

Some other bizarre incidents occurred between this guy and other people in the company and then he just stopped coming to work. He got my home number through a department call list and I had his number blocked. Gotta love Caller ID too. Thankfully, he didn't know where I lived.

The guys I worked with had their favorite passages from the card and would recite them to me all day long. I did grow to enjoy the annual reading of the card. I think Hogweed's favorite was "One Jal equals one unit of love". Or was it the one about the deer in the woods? Maybe Bill will post his electronic rendering of the card in his ramblings.

LOVE and HUGS!