Skidding Towards Nasty

Be thankful I don't have my camera with me today, 'cuz I probably would have snapped a picture, despite the grossness of what I am about to post...

I work in an office of mostly women. Our ladies' room is pretty clean, with the occasional funkiness but overall, it's not gross or anything. I admit, I've eaten the bad lunch here and there and have been forced into an office poop. I don't go at work unless it's totally unbearable. And then it's very quick... tcb and out the door. No lingering for fear of getting caught. And always courtesy flush!

Sometime between yesterday afternoon when I left work at 4:30 and today at 10:00 in the morning, someone had to take a dump. The evidence was not in the funk of the bathroom, as there wasn't anything unusual. It was the massive skid mark at the bottom of the toilet in the right-side stall I normally use. But wait... there's more!

OK... I can understand the poop hitting the bottom of the toilet and not completely flushing down. I can deal with that. Just flush again and it's gone. But WTF is it doing on the back edge of the toilet seat?????? SOOOO NASTY!

From now on, I'll be in the middle stall with 50 layers of tissue paper ass gaskets between me and the seat, thanks.

PISSA UPDATE: So someone used the right stall and attempted to clean the toilet seat (not totally sparkling, still some crap smudge left). Was it the person who funked it up in the first place or someone who thought it was gross and decided to clean it up 'cuz they're partial to the right stall? Mystery continues...