My Toes are WHAT?

Last night, while I was catching up on stuff I had TiVo'd and knitting some socks, my toes were itching a little on my right foot. So, I rubbed in between the toes and it was a little tender. I had John check it out.

"Looks like Athlete's Foot", he said.

WHAT???

Never in my life, after all these years, have I ever had Athlete's Foot. Even through actual athletic things -- swim classes at the Y, soccer, public pool showers, working out at the gym, etc. I did start walking during lunch with my co-workers, but this was only one day of walking so far.

John had some foot spray in the bathroom. Expired in 2000. So, I washed and dried my toes and sprinkled some baby powder on it for the time being. And scrubbed the bathtub. I almost knocked myself out from the fumes of the Mildew Remover spray. Tragic.

I blame this fungus on Weelay Magillay. I think he planted something in my new chucks at Khalid's party.